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✨ Are You a Starseed? Take This Cosmic Quiz! ✨
Let’s decode the mystery of your soul’s origins. Answer these 11 questions and see if you’re a Starseed or just cosmically curious! 🌌😎

1. Do You Stare at the Stars for an Absurdly Long Time?

  • A) Yes, I’m trying to spot my home planet.
  • B) Only when my Wi-Fi is down.
  • C) Nah, light pollution ruins everything.

2. Do You Feel Like You’re “Not From Around Here”?

  • A) Earth feels so... basic.
  • B) Sometimes, but I blend in with coffee.
  • C) Nope, I’m 100% Earthling and proud!

3. Have You Always Been the “Weird One”?

  • A) Yes, but it’s “quirky cool,” not “creepy weird.”
  • B) Maybe… does owning a crystal collection count?
  • C) No, I’m as normal as an Excel spreadsheet.

4. Are You Obsessed with Sci-Fi?

  • A) It’s my autobiography.
  • B) I dabble in Star Wars, but that’s it.
  • C) Does Jurassic Park count?

5. Do You Hate Conflict and Feel Like a Peacemaker?

  • A) Yes, I’m basically a galactic therapist.
  • B) Sure, unless someone touches my fries.
  • C) Not really, I’ll fight for the last donut.

6. Do You Love Helping Others Awaken Spiritually?

  • A) Yes, I hand out crystals like Oprah.
  • B) Sometimes, if they seem open to it.
  • C) Nope, let them figure it out.

7. Do You Feel Homesick but Have No Idea Why?

  • A) Yes, for a place I can’t Google.
  • B) Maybe, but I’m also just broke.
  • C) Nope, my couch is home.

8. Are You Weirdly Drawn to Constellations or Star Maps?

  • A) Yes, Orion and I go way back.
  • B) Only when horoscopes say so.
  • C) Nah, I’d get lost even with GPS.

9. Do You Have Crazy-Accurate Intuition?

  • A) Yes, I could predict the stock market (but I don’t).
  • B) Sometimes, but mostly with parking spots.
  • C) Intuition? What’s that?

10. Do You Feel Like You Have a “Mission” on Earth?

  • A) Yes, but my to-do list is still loading.
  • B) Maybe, but can it involve naps?
  • C) My mission is pizza, and I’m crushing it.

11. Are You Drawn to High-Vibe, Spiritual Practices?

  • A) Yes, I’m basically a yoga mat with a pulse.
  • B) Sometimes, if it involves cool crystals.
  • C) Does karaoke count?

Results

🌟 Mostly A’s: Welcome, Starseed! You’ve been galactically confirmed. Your cosmic crew is waiting for you to light up this planet. 🚀💫

🌟 Mostly B’s: You’re Starseed-adjacent. You’ve got the vibes but may need to activate your cosmic calling. Get those chakras spinning! ✨

🌟 Mostly C’s: Earthling all the way! But hey, even Earthlings can enjoy the cosmic ride—just bring snacks. 🌍🍕

So, how’d you score, Starshine? 😉✨

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