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Are You an Astral Warrior? Take the Quiz and Find Out!

Welcome to the Ultimate Astral Warrior Quiz!
You might be an Astral Warrior if your dreams feel like full-on action movies, you wake up with random bruises, or you get downloads that hit harder than your morning coffee. Let’s see just how deep you are in the cosmic trenches! Answer these 15 questions and find out if you’re a true interdimensional badass.

1. Do you ever wake up feeling like you ran a marathon in your sleep?

A) Yes, and I have the bruises to prove it.
B) Sometimes, but maybe I just need a new mattress.
C) No, I wake up feeling like a glowing ball of energy (lucky you).

2. Have you ever had a dream so real, you questioned if it actually happened?

A) All. The. Time.
B) Occasionally, but it’s probably just my imagination.
C) No, my dreams are mostly about grocery shopping.

3. Do you ever wake up with mysterious scratches or bruises?

A) Yes, and I’m convinced I was in an interdimensional battle.
B) Maybe, but I sleep like a ninja—so who knows?
C) Nope, my body stays pristine.

4. Do you get sudden bursts of knowledge (aka “downloads”) that make no logical sense?

A) Constantly! It’s like someone uploads cosmic wisdom into my brain.
B) Occasionally, but I usually just ignore it.
C) Nope, I like my thoughts nice and predictable.

5. Ever experienced déjà vu so intense it freaked you out?

A) Yes! It’s like I’ve lived this moment before.
B) Sometimes, but I just brush it off.
C) Not really, I live in the moment.

6. Have you ever seen shadowy figures or lights in your peripheral vision?

A) Yep, and they don’t pay rent.
B) Occasionally, but I pretend I didn’t see it.
C) Nope, just regular 3D reality for me.

7. Do you ever feel like you’re here for a “bigger purpose,” even if you don’t know what it is yet?

A) 100%! I feel like I was sent here with a mission.
B) Kind of, but I’m still figuring it out.
C) Nah, I’m just vibing.

8. Have you ever astral traveled or had an out-of-body experience?

A) Yes, and I have wild stories to prove it!
B) Maybe? I felt something weird once.
C) No, my body and soul are staying together, thanks.

9. Do electronics glitch or flicker around you for no reason?

A) Yes, my energy fries tech all the time.
B) Occasionally, but it’s probably just Mercury retrograde.
C) Nope, my Wi-Fi is solid.

10. Have you ever woken up hearing voices or strange sounds?

A) Yes! And it wasn’t from the physical realm.
B) A few times, but I don’t think much about it.
C) No, my sleep is blissfully quiet.

11. Have you ever met someone and instantly felt like you knew them?

A) Yes! Soul family reunion, baby.
B) A few times, but I can’t explain it.
C) No, everyone’s a stranger until they prove otherwise.

12. Do you feel more at home staring at the night sky than in a crowded city?

A) Absolutely! The stars call me home.
B) Sometimes, but I still love Earth life.
C) No, I prefer the hustle and bustle.

13. Do you sense when something big is about to happen before it does?

A) All the time! My intuition is next-level.
B) Occasionally, but I second-guess myself.
C) Nope, surprises hit me like a bus.

14. Do you ever feel like you’re existing in multiple dimensions at once?

A) Yes, I swear I shift realities daily.
B) Sometimes, but I don’t dwell on it.
C) No, I’m solidly here in 3D.

15. Have you ever had a sudden urge to leave society and live in a forest/mountain/desert?

A) Yes, I was this close to running off-grid last week!
B) Sometimes, but I like my Wi-Fi too much.
C) No, I thrive in civilization.


Your Results:

🔮 Mostly A’s: You’re an Astral Warrior Extraordinaire!
Congrats, space traveler! You’re out here shifting timelines, battling astral nonsense, and receiving intergalactic downloads like a pro. Now, let’s get you protected—grab the Astral Warrior eBook & 12D Protection Meditation at 22ndCenturyHumansUnite.org!

🌟 Mostly B’s: You’re an Astral Warrior in Training!
You’ve got some serious cosmic potential, but you’re still figuring out how to navigate these interdimensional streets. Time to level up—check out the Astral Warrior Survival Guide & join the Starseed Squad for next-level guidance!

🌍 Mostly C’s: You’re a Chill Earthling (For Now).
You’re vibing in 3D, and that’s totally okay! But if things start getting weird (and they will), you know where to go. Take the quiz again when reality starts glitching! 😉


🚀 Ready to go deeper?
Get the Astral Warrior eBook for $11 and join the Starseed Squad App today! First month is just $22 for founding members. 🌌✨

📲 Take the next step at 22ndCenturyHumansUnite.org

 

 

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